Roderick on the Line Transcripts

Ep. 00: "Suit of Vomit"

Episode 0 • September 9, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 01: "Keep Moving and Get Out of the Way"

Episode 1 • September 15, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 02: "White Leather Carpet"

Episode 2 • September 21, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 03: "The Viet Cong Can Smell the Soap"

Episode 3 • September 29, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 04: "Sears Would Call Me Husky"

Episode 4 • October 5, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 05: "Carry on, Maude"

Episode 5 • October 13, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 06: "String Art Owls, Copper Pipe, and Bono's Boss"

Episode 6 • October 20, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 07: "The Compulsive Sherry Algorithm"

Episode 7 • October 26, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 08: "The Reptilian Behind the Long Pig Mask"

Episode 8 • November 9, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 09: "He Was Apparently a Talented Baker"

Episode 9 • November 17, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 10: "They Usually Come in the Mornings"

Episode 10 • November 23, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 11: "Everybody Knew What Mr. Finnell Did"

Episode 11 • November 30, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 12: "Cold-Calling the Jewess"

Episode 12 • December 7, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 13: "Then There Was Pump Chili"

Episode 13 • December 14, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 14: "Big City Apology"

Episode 14 • December 22, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 15: "Covered in Sauce"

Episode 15 • December 28, 2011 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 16: "Cotton Candy Pink Poofy La-La"

Episode 16 • January 5, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 17: "Antisocially Promoted"

Episode 17 • January 11, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 18: "Main Pastrami Incisor"

Episode 18 • January 20, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 19: "Finger Camping Trip"

Episode 19 • February 1, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 20: "We Can All Agree on Cheese"

Episode 20 • February 8, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 21: "Dead Rubber Girl in My Closet"

Episode 21 • February 17, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 22: "My Own Dungeon Master"

Episode 22 • February 27, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 23: "Flange of the Angel Curve"

Episode 23 • March 7, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 24: "The Wrong Mustache"

Episode 24 • March 16, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 25: "Supertrain"

Episode 25 • March 21, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 26: "Go Practice the Car"

Episode 26 • March 27, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 27: "Bellinghamming"

Episode 27 • April 4, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 28: "The Sheriff of Twisp"

Episode 28 • April 13, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 29: "Eventually My Scabs Healed"

Episode 29 • April 18, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 30: "Cement Gravy Boat of Suffering"

Episode 30 • April 25, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 31: "Our Orange Franklin"

Episode 31 • May 9, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 32: "Incidental Boners"

Episode 32 • August 6, 2025 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 33: "Starts to Slurry"

Episode 33 • May 23, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 34: "A Shit Barge Full of Long Pigs"

Episode 34 • May 30, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 35: "You Give 'Em Israeli Eyes"

Episode 35 • June 27, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 36: "Uncle Licky"

Episode 36 • August 6, 2025 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 37: "The CEO of Magic"

Episode 37 • July 11, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 38: "With My Mind Bullets"

Episode 38 • July 18, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 39: "Darth of Options"

Episode 39 • July 25, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 40: "Status Butter"

Episode 40 • August 1, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 41: "In Lieu of a Laundromat"

Episode 41 • August 8, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 42: "Your Hands Would Be Your Passport"

Episode 42 • August 15, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 43: "Waiting for Our Duck"

Episode 43 • August 22, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 44: "The Story of Lola"

Episode 44 • August 28, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 45: "The Conditions of Love"

Episode 45 • September 5, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 46 Special: Origin of Roderick on the Line

Episode 46 • August 6, 2025 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers detected

Ep. 47: "Esquivalience"

Episode 47 • September 13, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 48: "Wherever Trail Needs to Be Built"

Episode 48 • August 6, 2025 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected

Ep. 49: "A Red Light in a Strange Town"

Episode 49 • September 27, 2012 • ✓ Transcript available • Speakers not detected